how many mormons does it take to open a bottle of non-acholic wine?

at least four, and we didn't even open it properly.
we've had this bottle of fake wine sitting on our table since Christmas because rachel felt bad about throwing it out since one of her coworkers went specifically out of his way to get it for her. carl and courtney came over on friday and curiosity got the better of us. too bad we didn't have a corkscrew. this is carl attempting to open it with a knife. he ended up pushing the cork into the bottle - so we were actually able to taste it. gross.
Post a Comment